btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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