But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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