goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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