no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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