school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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