i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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