HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
How naked do you want me to be?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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