he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
We got so high we made milksteak
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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