so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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