I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
The power of my boobs compel you
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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