Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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