just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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