i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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