last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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