I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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