No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
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