Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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