: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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