Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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