There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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