he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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