After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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