Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
id be glad to
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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