why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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