It's just like the Real World with babies
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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