People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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