I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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