the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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