im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Dual....:-)
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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