I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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