i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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