Jerry, you need to find god
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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