i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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