I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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