I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I love you. Go after that dick
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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