she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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