Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Randomize
