I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
where are my eyebrows?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Randomize
