Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
