Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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