i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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