I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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