Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
