Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
