Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Randomize
