I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
A+ Viking dick
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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