Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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