Nicole vs. Life
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
found the other keg... it's in the tree
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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