thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
