take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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