love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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