She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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