So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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